Jeremy: "Phone sex is like wearing orange", said Barrymore, "you try it for a while".
Jeremy: wtf does that even mean?
me: you think wearing orange is a good idea, but it's not so you stop after awhile?
Jeremy: What's wrong with orange?
me: it's not something you wear
Jeremy: Sometimes you're such a girl :P
me: LOL! You're like the first person ( Read more... )

Me: I know you can "have a conniption" and you can "throw a fit", but can you throw a conniption?
Me: I hope so.

Jeremy: Spoiler alert: Jesus dies.
Me: But there's a twist at the end! He comes back!

So apparently, I gave the new quote of the day.

"Can you OD on iron pills? *GASP* I'd become Iron Woman!"

me: whatevz, do I need to slap a ho!?
John: naw G, i already spoke with the chief of the slap-a-ho tribe, he's on it
me: LOL

( Cut for the weak of stomach )

me: uh oh
me: how much does a mariachi band go for these days?
CJ: more than my bankroll can stimulate, thats for damn sure